itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via imsuchadolly)

cherryfern109:

sithlordtennant:

sithlordtennant:

SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND

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hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY

SCREAMING 

(via thyrzia)

My little man is getting so big.

  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

mostlyjudson:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

oh damn.

(via sabrinarayy)

tescosfinest:

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you

(via niniboo)