dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude.

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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